Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
Me: *reads every book i own*
Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

cyberpark:

"can you wrap this present for me"
“yeah sure”
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(via distraction)

fxrensicate:

This is now my lock screen.
me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home: nah
Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

novulpixthatsmypotpie:

 

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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(via wearetheyoungwastedyouth)

nerdydrugdealer:

heartache fetish - young & sick
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